dad: northwestern just changed their admission standards
ling: ohh why?
dad: because 30% more people tried to apply
dad:northwestern is for dumb rich kids
ling: northern is for dumb poor kids
dad: uic is for smart rich kids, and u of i is for smart poor kids
dad: OH ileana you could go to northwestern
me:....
why are my parents such fucking assholes? seriously they are so fucking snobby and full of shit.